One of my favorite calls ever!

It’s the weekend before St. Patrick’s Day. Usually a weekend where we’re busy at work with DUIs, noise complaints and general drunken stupidness. So far tonight has been pretty dead, but it reminds me of one of my favorite calls I’ve ever taken:

The caller’s name was Colleen McBlahblah (not her real last name). She wanted to press assault charges on her sister, Kelly McBlahblah (same last name). What happened? Colleen and Kelly were at the Old Dubliner and Colleen gave Kelly money to go get a couple beers. Kelly went to the bar, but didn’t get Colleen a beer and didn’t give her the money back. Colleen got mad. Kelly got mad too and punched Colleen in the face. “Why is this funny?” you ask. The incident as a headline: 2 Irish sisters get in fight at Irish pub on St. Patty’s Day weekend over beer. That’s just awesome!!