Lady, You Lie Worse Than My 6 Year Old
It’s been a while since I posted a fun 9-1-1 call. Tonight I got one though that made me laugh.
A guy calls 9-1-1 from his cell phone because his girlfriend hit him and was pulling on his already broken arm. I get his address. I get the girls name, her description and generally what happened. During the call, they start to argue and shout and the phone disconnects.
About 15 seconds later, I get another 9-1-1 call from the same cell phone. This time it’s the girlfriend. The conversation goes something like this…
Me: 9-1-1. This is Scott.
Girl: This is (girlfriend) at (address). The call you just got about the domestic is a prank call.
Me: Ok. What is your boyfriend’s name?
Girl: I don’t have a boyfriend.
Me: Ok then, who is the guy with the broken arm who just called me?
Girl: I don’t know anyone…uh…I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Me: Well then, who’s phone are you using?
Girl: …… *click*
I call the number back and talk to the guy. After hanging up the phone she booked it out the door. Stupid lady.
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Tags: 9-1-1, 911, call, funny, humor, stupid
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Scott Pantall | April 25, 2010
By jessy, April 25, 2010 @ 10:49 am
nice. I guess that she was hope the problem would go away if she told you it didn’t exist.
By Scott Pantall, April 25, 2010 @ 8:36 pm
Yeah, because that ALWAYS works. lol
By Rachel, May 16, 2010 @ 12:39 am
shoulda worked, criminals never lie after all.