Realtor Burglarizes Home For Sale, Leaves Dead Birds
Scott Pantall | February 28, 2010
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstien
Before I tell you about this call I just dispatched, I want to warn you of a couple things….
- This story is true. I wish I could make up stuff this good, but the world is far more crafty than I am.
- Do NOT attempt to figure out the logic of this call. Just sit back and enjoy the ridiculous-ness of it. Attempting to put logic into the situation will only make your brain hurt in odd ways. It kinda feels like brain freeze without the comfort of the cold, stabby pain. I cannot stress this enough.
Just after 5:30 a.m. on Sunday morning a woman calls the police to talk about a burglary that occurred at the house next to her. After approximately 10 minutes of following a circular cycle of paranoia, stupidity and I-watch-too-much-crime-drama-ness, here is what we came up with:
- About 2 weeks ago, the vacant house next to her was burglarized. (This turns out to be true, a report was already taken by the realtor who is trying to sell the house.)
- Since then, she has found 2 dead birds and a dead squirrel in her yard.
This leads our caller to conclude one thing: The realtor burglarized the vacant house and is killing small animals and tossing them in the caller’s yard because they burglarized the house that they’re trying to sell.
